Monday, January 28, 2013

RE: ASSISTANCE NEEDED

> From: malukohbaraka@yahoo.com
> Subject: ASSISTANCE NEEDED
> Date: Tue, 15 Nov 2011 08:50:20 +0800
>
> Dearest One,
>
> We are writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. My name is. Baraka Malukoh & my younger sister Nadia, 19yrs old female and we are Tunisian citizens. At present we are in Lome-Togo.
>
> My father (Engr Malukoh Duke) was one of the special assistant to the Former Libyan Leader Muammer Gaddafi .He served as his personal envoy for his business relations in West Africa. His operation's with the Gaddafi family was more else confidential. My father help Gaddafi to buy over all total oil stations in Tunisia which is now oil Libya and he also help the gaddafi's family to open a bank in Tunisia name BSIC Bank. Although this investments has been taken over by the new government but this are just part of the investment that my late father assisted the gaddfi family acquire in West Africa. Just immediately after the commencement of the revolution my father left for Libya to meet with his boss which is now Gaddafi's son (Salif Al Islam) who super heads all their external investments.
>
> That was the last time i saw and heard from him and later i heard he was kill in one of the Nato's air strike in Tripoli. This was a disaster for us because i only know my father as the only source of our lively hood. My mother died of poison when i was 11yrs old during our first and last Visit to Libya. My late mother is from Togo (West Africa) and my father who had already 2 wives before her was almost rejected because of his marriage to my mother. They considered it taboo because she's not from Tunisia and this could have contributed to her death. My late father had deposited in a Security Company in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia the sum of Eighteen Million United States Dollars and i wish to seek your assistance to help us move the money to your country safely and you will also help us to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However.
>
> You will help us by recommending a nice University in your country so that we can complete our studies.It is our intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to yourself. I beg you not to disclose it till we come over because I am afraid. Please reply us to bmalukoh@yahoo.com
>
> Sincerely yours,
>
> Baraka & Nadia Malukoh Duke




Sent: Friday, November 18, 2011 4:54 PM
To: bmalukoh@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: ASSISTANCE NEEDED



 My sweet Baraka,

I am writing this email with sadness in my heart, and tears in my mustache. The sadness now covers my heart like a floral-patterned shawl covers an elderly woman. Nothing could have made me more sad than hearing about your father.

When I read about your mother, I was even more sad. I cannot believe she was poisoned - it is a terrible tragedy. Did she eat something with poison as one of the ingredients? If so, I bet that was the thing that poisoned her. Or someone might have shot her in the neck with a blow dart.

I would love to proceed with your suggested business arrangement - so start putting things into action. I will recommend that you attend the University of Kansas, and that you and your sister come live with me. I don't know if Baraka is a girls name or a boys name. If it is a girls name, we will all live together, and it will be like three's company - except way sexier. Every tuesday will be "topless tuesday" in our apartment, and we'll give each other hugs and stuff sometimes. We might also make sex at night. In the morning, you shall make me waffles.

If you are a boy, you will live in the dormitories at the school.

I will tell no one of our arrangement. I be filled with secrecy, like a toasted pastry with delicious fruit flavored filling. I will be frosted with hope, and covered with rainbow sprinkles of justice.

Fondest wishes,

Dontrelle Bellows
Lead Chef
Clarence's Erotic Cake Emporium

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