Friday, January 25, 2013

RE: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE



Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2011 00:11:15 +0800
From: mrsdoris.sambou77@gmail.com
Subject: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE.
To
Dearest Beloved,
My name is Mrs. Doris Sambou, I was a nurse and an elder in the Church. I was married to the Late Sir Gerald White Sambou who worked with the Burkina Faso Coton Company here Burkina Faso for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 2007.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 4 months due to a rare form of cancer of the pancreas. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke, I have no one to inherit my late husband's estate. Please accept to stand as the beneficiary to my late husband funds and receive his estate, When my late husband was alive he kept USD$5,000.000.00 (Five Million United State Dollars) with one of the bank here in Burkina Faso.

Presently, this funds is still with the bank. the money will be transferred to your personal bank account in your state city as soon as I am convince that you will help me with all your heart. my private lawyer will prepare all the required Legal documents to your name. The money is meant for the project for the less privileged and down trodden in our society and also donate it to the recent earthquake crises that happened in Japan. So do not be afraid of anything.

One last thing my dearest, please use this money for its purpose as it is my late husband's dying wish and also 'God's plan'...

I will be very glad to hear from you.

Thank you and God bless you.

Ms Doris Sambou.


Sent: Thursday, November 10, 2011 5:09 PM
To: mrsdoris.sambou77@gmail.com
Subject: RE: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE.


My sweet Doris,

I am deeply saddened to hear that you are going to die soon. However, you can feel two tablespoons worth of joy today - because I will let you give me five million dollars. Two tablespoons isn't a lot of joy, but your going to die soon so that probably sucks.

I am having trouble dealing with the emotions of your impending death. I have never known someone who died before. It's going to be a new experience for me... well, technically my older brother died 6 weeks ago - but one time he sprayed me with the hose when we were washing our parents car, so he deserved it.

I am looking forward to doing good with the 5 million dollars. I will build a big house for orphans to live in. Obviously, not the ugly orphans, just the physically attractive ones... I think that's implied. I think I'll also buy a fancy hat. I will put it on my head to give the orphans enjoyment.

Please send me the necessary information as soon as possible. Sexy young orphans are counting on you.

May you fight for your life with the energy of a smelly young boy fighting against bath time,

Drake VanMexico
Vampire Hunter
 

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