Introduction

A while back, I got an email at work - it's posted as RE: Registration Proclamation. I quickly discovered that I enjoyed replying to junk email. People I showed these to quickly discovered that I'm good at internetting... even if you think these emails are incredibly stupid (and you should), just think about the person who sent the original junk mail reading it. What I'm trying to say is that I'm a modern day Robin Hood, and that an animated Disney movie should be made where a fox plays my character...