Friday, March 22, 2013

RE: Once again stop contacting those people...!!!



> Subject: Once again stop contacting those people...!!!
> Date: Wed, 20 Jun 2012 03:26:43 +0200
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> I am Mr. Mark Birchfield. I am a US citizen and i am 34 years Old. I reside here in Tampa, Florida and i am thinking of relocating since I am now rich.
>
> I am one of those that took part in the United Nations Compensation program in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me. I had paid over $20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment but all was to no avail.
>
> So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents and I was directed to meet Mr. Tosin Jacob, who is the member of COMPENSATION PROGRAM COMMITTEE, and i contacted him and he explained everything to me.
>
> He said who ever is contacting us through emails are fake. He also took me to the paying bank (UNION BANK PLC) for the claim of my compensation payment.
>
> Right now, i am the happiest man on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $5,000,000.00 more over, Mr. Tosin Jacob showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and i saw your email as one of the beneficiaries who have not yet received the payment under CASE FILE 54AC003 and that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people. They are not with your fund, they are only making money off you.
>
> Therefore, i would advise you to contact Mr. Tosin Jacob for assistance and inform him that your CASE FILE is 54AC003. Contact her directly via the information below.
>
> UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION AWARD PROGRAM
> Name : Mr. Tosin Jacob
> Email: tosinjacob@att.net
> Phone: +234-708-489-3187.
>
> You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them because it is not with them. They are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.
>
> The only money i paid after i met Mr. Tosin Jacob was just the bank transfer charges, which is only normal and legitimate as it is in all banks in the world. So please take note of that. Mr. Tosin Jacob shall ensure that you deal directly with the bank (UNION BANK PLC).
>
> Once again stop contacting those people. I advise that you contact Mr. Tosin Jacob so that he can help you in the collection of your transfer payment instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.
>
> Thank you and be blessed.
> Mr. Mark Birchfield.
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Hello friend. You are my friend.

I am Mr. Drake VanderValk, and I was given your information by our friend Mark Birchfield... Me and Mark used to work out together, but to be honest with you, he's kind of a pussy. I would say things like "here, hold this weight" and he would say "it's too much weight" and I would say "you are not strong."  I am really strong. When I help my mom with the groceries, I will sometimes carry two gallons of milk in one hand. It's not even that hard.

Like Mark, I have received many emails about compensation documents - but I have not replied to them until this one. I am glad, because now I know they are NOT with my fund. The fact that they have tried to lie makes me so angry. ARGH! ROAR! MINT! GRowwwL! Listen to how angry I am!

My CASE FILE is 54AC003. I've already labeled a manilla folder, so I'm ready for any important documents that you will need to send me regarding the case.

Mr. Jacob, please give me details about the collection of my payment immediately. I am looking forward to getting money and buying lobsters. Not to eat, I just rarely use my swimming pool and think they would look pretty awesome swimming around. I would probably put tiny sunglasses on some of them.

Thank you, and may the heads of turtles be visible as you pass by,
Drake VanderValk



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