Monday, March 4, 2013

RE: HEY R YOU THERE!?!?


> Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:19:36 -0800
> From: ktfoddmjno@mhdxuvclsc.com
> Subject: HEY R YOU THERE!?!?
>
> BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
> tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
> garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
> who this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
> I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
> tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
> about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
> U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
> cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
> u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
> can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
> the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
> help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
> soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
> take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
> times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
> better when i was single....... well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors
> and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc..
> travel.. . uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they
> just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc
> blah blah blah...who doesnt... i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill
> and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when
> i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? i
> currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
> meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
> did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
> on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
> with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. anyways i hope
> u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol...
> i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching
> out.... ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
> hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
> ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
> of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
> can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
> everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
> chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
> USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
> than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
> always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
> login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
> if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
> remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
> U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
> anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
> soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
> really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
> stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
> insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
> wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
> now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
> after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
> to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
> gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
> INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
> for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ADRIANA FREE VIP BYPASS LINK
> ------>> http://bit.ly/ykrdma





ADRIANA,

I can't believe you're moving right EFFING near me. I don't really remember all the times we chatted before on facebook, but sometimes my cat logs in and chats when I'm not home. His name is Sebastian, and he is brown.

I think we will definitely have some good chemistry... especially in my pants. lol. I know a horny gurl like you will appreciate my sexy jokes, so I can be myself with you. I can definitely show you around town. My favorite places are the bagel shop, the other bagel shop, and that place that sells used puppies. I also wouldn't mind showing you a special landmark, if you know what I mean. lol... I'm talking about my skin sword.

I tried the link you sent me, but it didn't work. HOW CAN I USE MY CODE? You need to email me back and give me a new link. I want to chat with you BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN't. ARRGGH. Angry sounds.

I guess I haven't told you what I do for a living... shud i...... ??????? WELLLLLLLL its pretty amazing, but i work on a web community site too, and get paid to get naked. Can you believe it? I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT... some women get weirded out since people online see my nakedness. It's no big deal BUT ITS A SECRET so dont tell all your friends. lol. If you tell them ILL PUNCH you IN THE VAGINA. LOL.

But for serious, I'll punch you in the vagina if you say a single word. I value my privacy like a monkey values a ripe banana.

XOXOX
Dirk BelBonerton

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