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RE: Miss Bianca justin yak



Date: Wed, 9 May 2012 05:13:42 +0800
From: missbiancajustin@postafiok.hu
Subject: Miss Bianca justin yak
To:


Dearest One,

I am writing this mail to you With due respect trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation.

My name is Miss. Bianca Justin Yak, 23yrs old female and I from Sudan in Africa. My father was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr.Justin Yak, and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008.


I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me.

More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle have threaten to assassinate me. The amount is $5.6 Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country.

However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately.

In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am affraid of my wicked uncle who has threatened to kill me.

Sincerely yours,
Miss Bianca justin yak



Miss Yak,

I am exercising my patience as I write you this email - although you have written about so many unbelievable things that are hard to believe, and most people wouldn't believe. I believe them however, because I am the illegitimate son of your father - Justin Yak...

I tell you this with trust - because you are my half-sister, and we a special half-bond. How did you never hear of me before? Well, our evil uncle - Mustafa Yak - was angry when your father placed his seed inside my mother. He tried to kill her when she was pregnant by jumping out of a closet and yelling "YAK", hoping to scare her to death - but she escaped to the ocean. She then came to America on the back of a dolphin, as is common with many immigrants.

I am deeply saddened now to hear of my father's death - especially because it was a plane. Scientifically speaking, planes are the second most dangerous flying vehicle (between helicopters and hot air balloons), so he should of known he was in danger... just thinking about it makes my eyeballs cry. I am very saddened.

I can be less saddened because soon you will be with me here in America. I will recommend you go to the University of Phoenix online, because you can do it on the internets - where our evil uncle will never find us.

I will tell no one of our secret plans... please proceed with the swiftness of the monkey, wisdom of the orangutan, and buttocks of the baboon,

Your brother,
Dianca BelYak
 

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