Thursday, March 28, 2013

RE: Hello



> From: jamalonline@aol.com
> Subject: Hello
> Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2012 21:02:07 +0200
>
> Hello Friend,
>
> You may be surprised to receive this letter since you don't know me before. I got your contact in the cause of serious search for a reliable business partner. I am Mr. Jamal Abdul Jamal, my father was a businessman and also one of Libya Liberation and Democracy movement that fought against the Government in Libya, North African.I am 22years old and l want to further my education.
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> I confide in you hoping that you will never betray me, My concern is that you recognized me as a friend, who is making a mutual rewarding offer. Presently;I am in London where the sum of Twenty five million United States Dollars (US$25m) had be deposited with a fiduciary agency by my late father.The money was realized by my father from a Crude Oil deal, he and some members of the Liberation and Democratic troops did when they took control of an oil-rig.
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> This money was kept in my father's care and was to be used for the purchase of Arms and ammunitions for the civil war.Unfortunately, my father died before concluding negotiations with the respective Arms dealers. With my father's death and the sudden end of the internal war in my country and coupled with the fact that I am the only person who knows about the deposit he made in London, haven given me the deposit certificate shortly before his untimely demise. And instructing that I should make good and judicious use of the money should he not survived, by contacting the fiduciary agent,who in turn would brief me of the withholding clause.I had no option that to seek political Asylum in London, where it would be easier for me to get in touch with the fiduciary agent and at the same time be guaranteed of safety. My main aim of contacting you for you to assist me, in the following ways:-
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> (1)Assist with the transfer of the fund to your country or any other, you would have control over it.
> (2)Assist me make profitable and prudent investment of the fund because of my lack of experience in business.
>
>
> I am proposing an interest of 15% for your assistance and 10% for incidental expenses, while 70% will be for the investments. I shall need 5% for my immediate upkeep , pending when the invested fraction starts yeilding profit. Note here, that whatever profit is made, would be share between us in a ratio to be negotiated when the fund is in your custody.While waiting for your acceptance of this offer, I also deem it proper to let you know that you are at liberty to take decisions concerning the investment as long as such decisions would be for our mutual benefit.By this I mean to say that you will not ne unnecessarily limited in your operations as fund manager/investor.
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> Be rest assured of full compensation for any assistance you shall expertly render to me for the success of this transaction. Actually, I want to move the money directly to your custody from the fiduciary company where it was deposited by my late father prior to the investment as soon as you confirms your readiness to co-operate with me and sincerely protect my interest.
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> I would appreciate you urgently confirm your acceptance,to enable us discuss full details.Counting on your understanding and mutual co-operation.
>
> Best Regards,
> Mr. Jamal Abdul Jamal
> My Private Email : jamalonline@mail.kz




To: jamalonline@mail.kz
Subject: RE: Hello
Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2012 10:38:20 -0400
Mr. Abdul Jamal: Hello. We are friends.

As you can imagine with your brain, I was surprised to receive your letter because I don't know you before. I think you will see I am a reliable business partner, and your can look at me as a friend.

When my eyeballs saw the amount of dollars in your email, they became large with surprise - then they filled with moisture because of my great joy. According to my calculations, 15% of 25 million dollars is probably like 10 million dollars. More than enough to buy myself a pet eagle... made of solid gold!

Aside from being rich, I will also help you make good investments. People seem to be interested in pornography - perhaps we could invest in that. Also, I've seen a lot more pens than pencils around lately. I think pencils are due for a comeback.

I think we should now begin to discuss the full details. I'm ready to co-operate with you.

May we find success like the tiny koala bear finds ripe eucalyptus,

Fondest regards,
D'Angelo Bellows

 

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

RE: Mr. Bellows - Part 3



Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:43:36 -0700
From: turgeonron@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Mr Bellows

Send your mailing address to certified  courier company service contact information's below 

EMS Courier Serive




Contact the company  with your postal  mailing address, the cheque is now with them





Ron Turgeon



Hello Courier,

My friend Ronny tells me you currently have my cheque. I am so excited, I have to stop typing........... two days have passed since I last typed. I have finally calmed down enough for my fingers to work properly.

Please inform me of what information you need to be informed with. I would like to move this process forward quickly. As I told Ronny, I am very poor since my wife left me. She not only took my belongings, but also my self esteem. And also, my belongings... I really miss Cornelius Fuzzy-bottom.

Please reply with super speed. In your reply, you probably shouldn't use vowels in order to save time... I cnt wt fr yr rply!  m typng spr fst!

May your children's bellies be filled with animal meat,
Dee Bellows

 

RE: Mr. Bellows - Part 2



Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2012 14:18:34 -0700
From: turgeonron@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Mr Bellows
Dee Bellows

This is our address C 4 H56 ZOHGOU, Benin republic, kindly located us with this address for your cheque collection or better-still  we shall engage  you in a service  of a certified courier company if it will not be possible for you to be here

Ron Turgeon



Ronny,

I probably can't afford to go to the Benin Republic. First of all, I don't know where that is. Second of all, my ex-wife took all my money. She has wasted it all on shiny candlesticks, luxury cars, and expensive furs. At our last meeting, she was literally wearing two live golden retrievers as a vest. Literally... Literally.

Perhaps you should hire a courier to bring my cheque to me. Once I get it, I will be rich. Then I will make my wife jealous by making intercourse with an attractive younger woman. She will cry, then I will collect her tears and use them to season my delicious meals of cow meat... kind of like Mrs. Dash.

Please let me know when I can expect my cheque.  I am very excited to hear back. I will wet my pants now to save time for later...

May you move with the swiftness of the rabbit and strength of the panda,
Dee Bellows