RE: ASSISTANCE NEEDED

> From: malukohbaraka@yahoo.com
> Subject: ASSISTANCE NEEDED
> Date: Tue, 15 Nov 2011 08:50:20 +0800
>
> Dearest One,
>
> We are writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. My name is. Baraka Malukoh & my younger sister Nadia, 19yrs old female and we are Tunisian citizens. At present we are in Lome-Togo.
>
> My father (Engr Malukoh Duke) was one of the special assistant to the Former Libyan Leader Muammer Gaddafi .He served as his personal envoy for his business relations in West Africa. His operation's with the Gaddafi family was more else confidential. My father help Gaddafi to buy over all total oil stations in Tunisia which is now oil Libya and he also help the gaddafi's family to open a bank in Tunisia name BSIC Bank. Although this investments has been taken over by the new government but this are just part of the investment that my late father assisted the gaddfi family acquire in West Africa. Just immediately after the commencement of the revolution my father left for Libya to meet with his boss which is now Gaddafi's son (Salif Al Islam) who super heads all their external investments.
>
> That was the last time i saw and heard from him and later i heard he was kill in one of the Nato's air strike in Tripoli. This was a disaster for us because i only know my father as the only source of our lively hood. My mother died of poison when i was 11yrs old during our first and last Visit to Libya. My late mother is from Togo (West Africa) and my father who had already 2 wives before her was almost rejected because of his marriage to my mother. They considered it taboo because she's not from Tunisia and this could have contributed to her death. My late father had deposited in a Security Company in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia the sum of Eighteen Million United States Dollars and i wish to seek your assistance to help us move the money to your country safely and you will also help us to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However.
>
> You will help us by recommending a nice University in your country so that we can complete our studies.It is our intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to yourself. I beg you not to disclose it till we come over because I am afraid. Please reply us to bmalukoh@yahoo.com
>
> Sincerely yours,
>
> Baraka & Nadia Malukoh Duke



Sent: Friday, November 18, 2011 4:54 PM
To: bmalukoh@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: ASSISTANCE NEEDED

 My sweet Baraka,

I am writing this email with sadness in my heart, and tears in my mustache. The sadness now covers my heart like a floral-patterned shawl covers an elderly woman. Nothing could have made me more sad than hearing about your father.

When I read about your mother, I was even more sad. I cannot believe she was poisoned - it is a terrible tragedy. Did she eat something with poison as one of the ingredients? If so, I bet that was the thing that poisoned her. Or someone might have shot her in the neck with a blow dart.

I would love to proceed with your suggested business arrangement - so start putting things into action. I will recommend that you attend the University of Kansas, and that you and your sister come live with me. I don't know if Baraka is a girls name or a boys name. If it is a girls name, we will all live together, and it will be like three's company - except way sexier. Every tuesday will be "topless tuesday" in our apartment, and we'll give each other hugs and stuff sometimes. We might also make sex at night. In the morning, you shall make me waffles.

If you are a boy, you will live in the dormitories at the school.

I will tell no one of our arrangement. I be filled with secrecy, like a toasted pastry with delicious fruit flavored filling. I will be frosted with hope, and covered with rainbow sprinkles of justice.

Fondest wishes,

Dontrelle Bellows

Lead Chef

Clarence's Erotic Cake Emporium

RE: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE

Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2011 00:11:15 +0800
From: mrsdoris.sambou77@gmail.com
Subject: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE.
To

Dearest Beloved, My name is Mrs. Doris Sambou, I was a nurse and an elder in the Church. I was married to the Late Sir Gerald White Sambou who worked with the Burkina Faso Coton Company here Burkina Faso for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 2007. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 4 months due to a rare form of cancer of the pancreas. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke, I have no one to inherit my late husband's estate. Please accept to stand as the beneficiary to my late husband funds and receive his estate, When my late husband was alive he kept USD$5,000.000.00 (Five Million United State Dollars) with one of the bank here in Burkina Faso. Presently, this funds is still with the bank. the money will be transferred to your personal bank account in your state city as soon as I am convince that you will help me with all your heart. my private lawyer will prepare all the required Legal documents to your name. The money is meant for the project for the less privileged and down trodden in our society and also donate it to the recent earthquake crises that happened in Japan. So do not be afraid of anything. One last thing my dearest, please use this money for its purpose as it is my late husband's dying wish and also 'God's plan'... I will be very glad to hear from you. Thank you and God bless you. Ms Doris Sambou. Sent: Thursday, November 10, 2011 5:09 PM To: mrsdoris.sambou77@gmail.com Subject: RE: I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE. My sweet Doris, I am deeply saddened to hear that you are going to die soon. However, you can feel two tablespoons worth of joy today - because I will let you give me five million dollars. Two tablespoons isn't a lot of joy, but your going to die soon so that probably sucks. I am having trouble dealing with the emotions of your impending death. I have never known someone who died before. It's going to be a new experience for me... well, technically my older brother died 6 weeks ago - but one time he sprayed me with the hose when we were washing our parents car, so he deserved it. I am looking forward to doing good with the 5 million dollars. I will build a big house for orphans to live in. Obviously, not the ugly orphans, just the physically attractive ones... I think that's implied. I think I'll also buy a fancy hat. I will put it on my head to give the orphans enjoyment. Please send me the necessary information as soon as possible. Sexy young orphans are counting on you. May you fight for your life with the energy of a smelly young boy fighting against bath time, Drake VanMexico Vampire Hunter

RE: COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE

> From: info@buyleadsss.com
> Subject: STOP CONTACTING THEM NOW.
> Date: Mon, 17 Oct 2011 01:56:25 +0900
>
> Attn: My Dear,
>
> I am Mr. Walter Skinner., I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in the United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $50,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.
>
> So I decided to travel to WASHINGTON D.C with all my compensation documents, And I was directed by the ( F B I) Director to contact Mr. Connie Adams, who is a representative of the ( F B I ) and a member of the COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, currently in Nigeria.and I contacted him and he explained everything to me, He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment.
>
> Right now I am the most happiest man on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $15 Million Us Dollars Moreover, Mr. Connie Adams, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Connie Adams.
>
>
> You have to contact him directly on this information below.
> COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
> Name : Mr. Connie Adams
> Email : mr.connie@usa.com
>
> You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.
>
> The only money I paid after I met Mr. Connie Adams was just $450 for the paper works, take note of that.
>
> Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr. Connie Adams so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.
>
> Thank You and Be Blessed.
> Mr. Walter Skinner.
> United States Of America

 

Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2011 1:04 PM
To: mr.connie@usa.com
Subject: COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE

My dear Mr. Adams,

I have been given your contact information by Mr. Walter Skinner. He said that he paid over $50,000 to the Nigerians, and still did not receive his compensation - but he said that you helped him to finally get his compensation, and now he is rich. I bet he was so happy he wanted to kiss you on the mouth... did he kiss you on the mouth? ...Did you like it? I don't think it's gay as long as you were thinking about a woman while you kissed him.

I am no longer going to deal with those Nigerians, because they are a bunch of dumb-heads, and they do not actually have my funds. They also made me look stupid, since I told a hot lady that I would soon be rich - but I am not, and her and her lady friends laugh at me and my Toyota Tercel. Once I get rich, me and Tony will instead laugh at them. Tony is the name of my Tercel... he only has two doors.

Mr. Skinner said he is the most happiest man in the world, but I think I am even most-er happiest. Even most-est-er than Walter. In celebration, I climbed the tallest tree in my neighborhood, and shouted "Jumanji." Then a squirrel ran away from the tree.

Please let me know what I need to do next, and how I can get my paper works.

Thank you so much for your help. As you proceed, may you be filled with the agility of the mountain goat,

Donnie Bellows
Senior Engineer
Uncle Electron's Sex Robots
"You've tried the rest - now try having sex with a robot"

 

RE: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION (part 2)

From: gov.lamido56@w.cn
To: duhgee@hotmail.com
Subject: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION..........WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2011 18:54:34 +0000

Attention,

how are you doing today ?

In brief I want you to know that $1.5m usd said to be in your favor, is  with our bank (Central Bank Of Nigeria) is  meant for people that have been scam before, and also for the people which there email address was found with the bellow apprehended scammer, and your mail address was found to be one amongst them that is why  you get the email you received from me, I just want you to know precisely why you are getting such mail from me. So I will advice you acknowledge my mail and send me your details so that will enable me effect the transfer into your desired account to
your country.

Furthermore, You will be getting all sort of mail from different angle claiming your fund is with them, saying they are lamido, say you have ATM etc. I am putting it to you this day for clarification that those people are try to get some money from you based on the little information they gathered about you and about our publicity regarding your funds delivery, so they took that opportunity to contact you so you will believe they have your fund.


However there are 3 documents involved in this transfer which we must be secure before the transfer of this fund commences namely:
 
1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.
2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.
3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

By and large, I will need you to provide me with your complete details, that is:

1.Full Names........
2. Country.....
3. Occupation...
4.Phone Number...
5.Available bank information.

6. Age.....

Moreso,  if you want us to distribute your funds to the CHRISTIAN CHARITY ORGANIZATION, That will warrant you to sign us a document that will be send to you as soon as you get back to us once you get our e-mail.

 
I will advice you get back to me as soon as possible so that we can commence with the transfer process ,and as soon as these documents are been secured, I assure you that the transfer will take only 24 hours to reflect in any of the account you will provide to me today. As soon as you get back to me and the information's are confirmed properly, you will be sent the name where you will send the $250 to. Remember I told you that this is the only money you will be sending until you get your fund.

Bellow is the set of scammers that was apprehended and the fund realized from them and some others are meant to be given to you people that have fell victims of their scams. So you are welcome.


I await your swift response as soon as possible

Lamido Sanusi

Governor Central Bank of Nigeria.

Here are the SCAMERS that were arrested, Mr Brown John. Mr.Kevin C, Mr. Patrick Mike, Mr.alex howard, Dr. Frank Agu and others are here now.

To: gov.lamido56@w.cn
Subject: RE: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION..........WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

ATTENTION:

Hi,

Thank you for sending the picture of yourself - Its nice to see your sweet, brown face after all you have done for me. I also like your bow tie. It makes you look like a little present, just for me.

I am very relieved to see you have caught the SCAMMERS. I should have known that Mr. Patrick Mike was involved. Patrick Mike. PATRICK MIKE! He has been an enemy of mine for years. There was this one time when i was asleep, he drew a penis on my face with a marker. It was very embarrassing, because it made people think that I like penises much more than I actually do. I hate Patrick Mike so much! I would like to make a gun - but instead of bullets, it fires out angry scorpions- and the I would shoot angry scorpions at him for exactly 7 minutes. They would sting him on his butt! HIS BUTT! Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Now to our business: I have indeed been scammed before with email. I think I enjoy replying to emails too much. In fact, I enjoy it this much.... I'm stretching my arms out really wide.

Given the problems I have had before - can you reassure me that this is not another scam? I have been a victim several times already - and although what you have told me sounds very believable, and not like a scam at all (for seriously), I want to be extra careful this time.

Before I give you my personal information details, I have a few other questions as well. Can you please tell me more about the three documents I will need to secure before the transfer of this funds? The letter of administration, high court injunction, and order to release - I do not currently have these. Please advice me as soon as possible,

May your goatee be made with tiny hairs of justice,
Dantavious Bellows