Dear Reverend Frank Good luck,
You have an unusual name... Dutch?
I have recently been in contact with Linda Bruno - who says you have been like a father to her. Her real father got poisoned, so you probably don't want to be too much like him - am I right? I am the foreign person that is helping her to obtain the money of her dead father. The banks will trust me because I am white like the insides of a fresh coconut.
I have already contacted the bank - but I am afraid, because her father was in such danger. I feel that I might be in danger as well if I continue down this path. I don't want to be dead.
Please give me advice on how I should continue forward - and also, if you know more about Linda: Likes, dislikes, favorite music, etc. When she comes to America, I hope to seduce her. When my seduction is complete, she will allow me to kiss her on her face. Then we shall have babies. Perhaps one will be named Frank because of all your help. LOL (I'm kidding of course - Frank is a stupid name, and you're stupid for having it).
Please advice me soon. My hope soars with the pterodactyls,
Respectfully yours,
Dr. Bellows
Butt Specialist
You have an unusual name... Dutch?
I have recently been in contact with Linda Bruno - who says you have been like a father to her. Her real father got poisoned, so you probably don't want to be too much like him - am I right? I am the foreign person that is helping her to obtain the money of her dead father. The banks will trust me because I am white like the insides of a fresh coconut.
I have already contacted the bank - but I am afraid, because her father was in such danger. I feel that I might be in danger as well if I continue down this path. I don't want to be dead.
Please give me advice on how I should continue forward - and also, if you know more about Linda: Likes, dislikes, favorite music, etc. When she comes to America, I hope to seduce her. When my seduction is complete, she will allow me to kiss her on her face. Then we shall have babies. Perhaps one will be named Frank because of all your help. LOL (I'm kidding of course - Frank is a stupid name, and you're stupid for having it).
Please advice me soon. My hope soars with the pterodactyls,
Respectfully yours,
Dr. Bellows
Butt Specialist
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