Tuesday, February 26, 2013

RE: GOOD BUSINESS DEAL ON TRUST




Subject: GOOD BUSINESS DEAL ON TRUST
Date: Thu, 9 Feb 2012 16:00:44 +0000


FROM: MRS. MARIA EMILIA USANGA. Home Fax: +34 935 504 422. Dear Friend, I am Mrs. Maria Emilia Usanga from Spain married to Mr. Jonathan Usanga from South Africa, for seven years now we have two kids. I am the manager bills and exchange at the foreign remittance department of C.C. bank here in Spain. I have a business proposal which I believe that will be a very Good opportunity for both of us so I decided to contact you on this business opportunity in our bank, the business is this I discovered an Abandoned sum of 77.7m US dollars (Seventy Seven Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in our safety deposit vault that belongs to one of our foreign Customer who died along with his entire family on 11th March 2004 in a ghastly train explosion in Atocha, Madrid-Spain.Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because the management can not release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunate! ly I learnt that all his Family died alongside with him in the train explosion leaving nobody behind for the claim.You can also read more about the explosion on http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3500452.stm I have the entire secret information's of this deposit which will help you to claim this money as the next of kin. It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the banks treasury as unclaimed funds or declared to the Government of Spain, once this is done the Government of Spain will confiscate the funds, which is not good for both of us. I agreed that 40 % of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to your acceptance to do this business with me, while 60 % would be for me and my family. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your account as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as the next of kin of the deceased indicating your interest of claim of your inherited funds, upon receipt of your reply I will send to you by e-mail or fax the text of the application which you will send to the bank. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is a hitch free that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made perfectly. At this moment you should feel free to contact me as soon as you receive this letter. You should understand that this should be kept very confidential, let it be between you, me and my husband only. This is the only way we can achieve success. I will level the whole arrangement here in the bank for the transfer to be approved immediately. send to me immediately your telephone numbers, your cell phone number your house telephone number and your private fax number or e-mail for easy communication; I will call you as soon as I receive your e-mail with your full information. Thanks and God Bless. Best regards, Mrs. Maria Emilia Usanga.





Sent: Thursday, February 09, 2012 10:28 AM
To: usangamaria2011@gmail.com
Subject: RE: GOOD BUSINESS DEAL ON TRUST

Mrs. Usanga,

May I call you Maria? I can?... splendid.

Maria, this is certainly an interesting proposal you have approached me with. I am filled with more intrigue than a polar bear is filled with delicious penguin meat... and yet I am saddened by the story of the ghastly train crash. It was quite ghastly indeed - one of the ghastliest I've ever seen in fact (and you can bet your boots I've seen my fare share! of train crashes!).

Like you, I don't want the government of Spain to confiscate the funds. I'm sure they will waste all of it on maracas and bull fighting - and frankly, I don't think that's good a way to spend 8 million dollars.

Please email me the necessary documents as soon as possible. I do not have a fax machine, because here in America it is no longer 1992. Here is my phone number: 785-312-4653, make sure you ask for D'Angelo J. Bellows. If the person says I am not there, do not believe him. Keep calling until he notifies me.

I do not have a single atom of fear, but I have many atoms of hope. I am confident that together we will achieve much success, and both become very rich. Then I will buy underpants made of solid gold!

May the rain fall in the direction of your enemies,

D'Angelo J. Bellows
Professional Tap Dancer/Public Notary



Wednesday, February 20, 2013

RE: ACCOUNT CONFIRMATION



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Subject: ACCOUNT CONFIRMATION.
Date: Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:06:41 +0000



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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Linda Bruno - Part 7



From: linda_bruno007@hotmail.com
Subject: I want to know if you have forwarded the two certificates to the United Kingdom bank??
Date: Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:01:37 +0000
Dear Vander,

I want to know if you have forwarded the two certificates to the United Kingdom bank??

Linda bruno
 


Dearest Linda,

I am sorry for my delay - I have been traveling. It was Paul Bunyan Day here in America - where we celebrate a large man cutting down trees. We all drink glasses of maple syrup and dance for 4 straight days. It is our most sacred holiday.

I have indeed sent the documents to the bank - I am awaiting their reply. Soon I will be able to take you away from the terrible situation you are in, and move you to my poorly lit one bedroom apartment here in America. Please try to be strong. If it helps you to think about me lifting weights, then I think you should do that.

I am also worried about reverend Frank. He has still not replied to my email. Please let me know if he is ok... Have you spoken to him? If it was at night - you should be careful, as I suspect he may now be a vampire. If it was during the day, he may be a reverse vampire of some sort... be cautious.

I will contact you immediately when I hear from the bank. I expect the Dutch woman to send me the money very soon. Please send more photos of yourself so that I might think of you from across the ocean.

May you have the absorbency of a roll of Bounty paper towels,

Your man lover,


Dr. Bellow "Bellowy" B.Bellows