Sunday, August 12, 2012

RE: HELLO

> From: markrobinson2009@hotmail.com
> Subject: HELLO
> Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2011 01:04:02 -0300
>
> HELLO
>
> I AM REALLY SORRY FOR NOT CONTACTING YOU FOR A VERY LONG TIME.I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SEEKING FOR A BETTER WAY FOR THE DIAMOND DIPLOMATIC FINANCE PLC,TO TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS IN THE AMOUNT OF $1,000,000 USD WITHOUT ANY MORE TROUBLES.
>
> NOW, THEY AGREED TO USE THEIR DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY SERVICES TO CARGO YOUR FUNDS TO YOU IN CASH AND MAKE THE DELIVERY TO YOUR HOUSE BY HAND TO HAND DELIVERY.
>
> NOW,I WILL WANT YOU TO WRITE TO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY SERVICES AND ASK HIM THAT YOU WANT TO USE THEIR SERVICES TO DELIVER YOUR FUNDS TO YOU AS INSTRUCTED BY THEIR SISTER COMPANY (DIAMOND DIPLOMATIC FINANCE PLC,) AND ALSO YOU ARE TO FILL OUT YOUR INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO THEM FOR IMMEDIATE ACTION ON YOUR DELIVERY OF YOUR FUND.
>
> 1, Your Full name..........
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> 2, Delivery address........
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> 3, Phone number...........
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> 4, Fax number.............
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> 5, Email address...........
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> NAME OF THE MANAGER INCHARGE: (MR JONES ROBINSON)
>
> CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS:(diamonddiplomaticfinanceplc200@gmail.com)
>
> PHONE NUMBER (+234 .81256.436.31)
>
> PLEASE DO NOT FAIL TO CONTACT THE DIPLOMATIC COMPANY AND SEND THEM YOUR CORRENT ADDRESS SO THEIR WILL NOT MAKE A WRONG DELIVERY TO YOUR DOOR STEP OK. PLEASE ALSO CALL THEM AND LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN NEED OF YOUR FUND AS URGENT ON DELIVERY TO YOUR DOOR STEP OK.
>
> I WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY AFTER CONTACTING Mr. JONES ROBINSON.
>
> THANKS AND GOD BLESS,
> YOURS SINCERELY.
> BARRISTER NICULAS JAMES.



 Sent: Sunday, July 24, 2011 3:53 PM
To: diamonddiplomaticfinanceplc200@gmail.com
Subject: RE: HELLO

Yo, Mr. Jones Robinson,

What up? My main man Barrister Niculas James told me you've got a million dollars for me.

At first I wasn't sure if he was serious, but then when I saw he used all capital letters in his email I knew he was all business. That's one of the reasons I like Barrister Niculas James - he's a straight shooter. I also like him because he says I'm getting a million dollars.

Now, on to the detail of getting my funds. I feel that my personal information is too sensitive for me to give you over email. Instead, I will write it down on a piece of paper and have my falcon carry it to you. Do you live within falcon distance of Kansas City? If not, we may need to use multiple falcons. Please let me know.

Also, my falcon's name is Benjamin and he has beautiful blue eyes. Thanks to a birth defect, he also has three legs. This should allow you to make sure you are receiving information from the correct falcon. If a three legged falcon delivers my address, but then when you say "Hey Benjamin", he doesn't turn a look at you - immediately light that bird on fire and continue waiting for the real Benjamin.

Please let me know if there would be a better method of giving you my information. I am hoping to get my million dollars soon, because the million dollars I already have is getting lonely. I plan on putting the two million dollars together and hopefully they will mate and make cash-babies.... I am of course joking Jonesy. Money can't make babies.

Once I get my one million dollars, I plan on surrounding myself with many beautiful women, cars, and pies of every flavor imaginable... did you just imagine a pie flavor?, because if you did I will have it.

May your falcon soar as high as the tallest rainbow,
Douglas Bellows


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