RE: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION (part 1)

From: info@cbn.com
Subject: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:30:34 -0400

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/09

Your Ref: ...............

TELEX: CENTRALBANK.

PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/09.

Email: gov.lamido56@w.cn

Attn:

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.

Definitely, I know that this letter will be a surprising one to you. Firstly, I will like to introduce myself formally as Mr. Lamido Sanusi, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

I am officially contacting you today because your Inheritance Funds were Re-deposited into the "Federal Suspense Account" of CBN last week, because you did not forward your Claim as the Right beneficiary. Well known to all, The Central Bank of Nigeria is the mother Bank of all commercial Banks here in Nigeria.

Really these men were unexpected by me because their visit was impromptu. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they were here to Collect the Inheritance Bill Sum of (US$1.5M) which rightfully belongs to you, on your behalf.

At this development I asked them who authorized them to come down to Nigeria for the Collection of this Payment and they told me that you asked them to come and collect this Funds on your Behalf. In fact this was the biggest shock that this Bank have ever received so far because your Inheritance Funds is still in the "Federal Suspense Account" of CBN, yet you sent these men to come and collect this Funds on your behalf without notifying us.

We in this Bank do not understand why you sent these men to come and Collect your Funds on your behalf. If actually you want them to help you collect your Inheritance Bill Sum, at least you should have informed me as the Executive Governor of this Bank.

They actually tendered some Vital Documents, which proved that you actually sent them for the Collection of these Fund.Honestly, it really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent.

Here are the Documents, which they tendered to this Bank

1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.

2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.

3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

Actually, these Documents, which they tendered to this Noble Bank, is a clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you. Finally, I told them to come back and they promised to come back.

As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was supposed to Release this Funds to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear from you first. Due to the Nature of my job, I will not want to make any mistake in Releasing this Funds to anyone except you whom is the Recognized Bonafide Beneficiary to this Funds.

Kindly clarify us on this issue before we make this Payment to these foreigners whom came on your behalf. In receipt of this confidential Letter, you are required to respond immediately to this email: with your full name, address and phone number for reconfirmation and immediate action.

You are to reply me immediately you receive this email with my direct email information on the way forward:

gov.lamido56@w.cn

NB.WE DISCOVERED YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED IN ONE WAY OR THE OTHER,BUT PLEASE NOW THAT WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT PLEASE GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT WE CAN GET YOUR FUND DELIVERED TO YOU .OR YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY LINE FOR MORE DETAILS.

By and large,the only thing you are to pay for if you will be claiming your funds by your own self is the administrative charges and the paper work as imposed by the federal government of Nigeria and Central Bank Policy, is $250.

OFFICIALLY SIGNED.

Hisexcellency.Lamido Sanusi. Email:

gov.lamido56@w.cn

Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:51 PM
To: gov.lamido56@w.cn
Subject: RE: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.

Mr. Sanusi,

Your email was definitely a surprising to me. Frankly, it was like taking a shower - but instead of water, the shower head just sprayed surprise all over me. And the soap was like a rectangular bar of anger.

I am very angry because the men who claimed to be visiting on my behalf are a couple of smelly liars! You may have noticed their smelliness when they walked into your bank. I did not even know I had funds in your Nigerian bank - but thank you for informing me. I can't believe those men tried to take the money that is rightfully mine. I need that money so I can purchase I modest full-size sedan and then drive around with three of my friends. I will also buy three friends. I don't want to spend too much money, so they might have to be children or very small adults.

If I can be honest with you - and I think I can - my heart is pounding right now. I am filled with joy. I'm going to play a happy little tune on my guitar to celebrate... Could you feel my positive guitar energy?... That was fun. My roomate got mad at me for playing my guitar just now - but I told him to go make love to himself because I'm rich now. I'm kicking him out...

He left - now I'm lonely... I'm playing my lonely song.... (can you feel my loneliness?).

Let me know what I need to do next. Please act with the swiftness of antelope, and the courage of the bee keeper. God bless,

Dantavious Bellows

 

RE: Unpaid Funds

> From: ginosati@campbell.uknoc.co.uk
> Subject: Unpaid Funds
> Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:15:46 +0200
>
> I am Ms Annabel Okem. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria.
>
>
> I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you.
>
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> The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.
>
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> The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you.
>
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> If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake.for phone converstion,please call me on +2348155605982.
>
>
> Regards,
>
>
> Ms Annabel Okem

Sent: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 5:04 PM
To: ginosati@campbell.uknoc.co.uk
Subject: RE: Unpaid Funds

Ms. Okem,

I am interested in your special offer. Please email me back the next steps we need to take to get me my unpaid funds.

I am saddened that they cannot tell me the truth about my account - but I understand that it is like a mafia setting, for I am in fact a Nigerian (*gasp*). I grew up in Nigeria as a young boy - dancing in the town square, and playing jungle games with the other children. However, when I was nine years old, everything changed...

My family was killed by a wild herd of man eating zebras. I was able to escape luckily by wrapping myself in bacon. Zebras hate bacon. Then I gradually saved my money and came here to America as a young boy. I had a little extra, so I also bought a razor scooter. Now that I am a man, I have very little money. I was forced to trade my razor scooter for a grilled cheese sandwich.

You plan seems dangerous, but I think we must proceed. I need money to buy things and women, and I will share it with you because you have given me something to look forward to.

You news fills me with hope, like a polar bear filled with delicious penguins.

-Deedeniji Bellows

RE: Greetings!

> From: saulh@economia.unam.mx
> Subject: Greetings!
> Date: Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:44:32 -0500
> To:
>
> Greetings!
> I am Dr Ahmed Suleiman a staff of the Chevron Oil Company 2011 Grant
> Donation ,This email is to notify you that your email address as been
> selected by the Board of trustees as one of the final recipients of this
> year Chevron Oil Company 2011 promotion cash grant donation to celebrate
> the 31th anniversary celebration.We are giving out the donation of
> {$850,000.00} USD to 12 lucky recipients as this year promotion in support
> from the W.H.O, UN, and the EU in-accordance with the enabling act of
> parliament.
> Fill out below information and contact the Chevron Oil Company promotion
> Department payment center in West Africa via email contact below:
>
> 1.Full Name:
> 2.Sex:
> 3.Complete Address:
> 4.Telephone Number:
> 5.Occupation:
>
> Contact Person:Dr Ahmed Suleiman
> E-mail: dr.ahmed.suleiman@live.com
>
> Your Faithfully
> Dr Ahmed Suleiman.

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:51 PM
To: dr.ahmed.suleiman@live.com
Subject: RE: Greetings!

SULEIMAN!

Thank for randomly selecting my email address. The Chevron Oil Company is dripping with genorcity, like a freshly picked peach. If you were an actual peach, I wouldn't eat you - because you're giving me 850 thousand dollars.

I have carefully reviewed the Enabling Act of Parliament. Everything looks to be in order - I'm sure this offer is not fake at all. My friends have told me that your offer is not real. At first I thought they might be correct.... but now I think they're just jealous. I'm going to make new friends. Sexy lady friends.... skin sword!

1. Deeee Bellows III  (the extra e's are for energy, excitement, and d-edication)
2. I am Man
3. 1245 Main St., Apartment 4 (just look for the ladies)
4. 877-299-84K1 - work phone
5. Unemployed part time.

Lastly Dr. Suleiman, I have a rash that is concerning me that I would like you to take a look at. It's very itchy, and it smells like freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I can't tell if I should be concerned, or if I just sat on some cinnamon rolls recently. Your expertise will come in handy.

Please get back to me as soon as possible so I know your proposal is not a joke. I am a serious man. I have attached an image to illustrate how serious I am.

I will wait for your reply with the passion of an old man waiting for a sandwich in a deli,

Sincerely,
Dee