Monday, February 11, 2013

Linda Bruno - Part 4

Continued from previous emails...



Dear Reverend Frank Good luck,

You have an unusual name... Dutch?

I have recently been in contact with Linda Bruno - who says you have been like a father to her. Her real father got poisoned, so you probably don't want to be too much like him - am I right? I am the foreign person that is helping her to obtain the money of her dead father. The banks will trust me because I am white like the insides of a fresh coconut.

I have already contacted the bank - but I am afraid, because her father was in such danger. I feel that I might be in danger as well if I continue down this path. I don't want to be dead.

Please give me advice on how I should continue forward - and also, if you know more about Linda: Likes, dislikes, favorite music, etc.  When she comes to America, I hope to seduce her. When my seduction is complete, she will allow me to kiss her on her face. Then we shall have babies. Perhaps one will be named Frank because of all your help. LOL (I'm kidding of course - Frank is a stupid name, and you're stupid for having it).

Please advice me soon. My hope soars with the pterodactyls,

Respectfully yours,
Dr. Bellows
Butt Specialist

Friday, February 8, 2013

Linda Bruno - Part 3



From: linda_bruno007@hotmail.com
Subject: Contact Madam. Heart Alien Heskey via email: heartheskey@accountant.com
Date: Thu, 5 Jan 2012 11:53:39 +0000
More greeting to you my dearest one, I pray to God almighty to liberate me from this camp and also to retrieve my inheritance and I know that God will answer my prayer soonest, I know very well that you will not betray when this fund finally come into your custody, I need this fund to proceed my education and also to invest on a good business.

I also need to help those here in the camp because many who are here are orphans disable ones, only the church are taking care of them and at time, individual also come for AID visiting. Please, I also need to know all about you if you like to help me.

Here below is the contact information of the United Kingdom bank where my late father deposited this fund before his sudden death.

ALLIANCE & LEICESTER BANK PLC. UK
(PART OF THE SANTANDER GROUP)
Address: Bridle Road Bootle Merseyside L30 4GB
Contact Madam. Heart Alien Heskey via email: heartheskey@accountant.com
Telephone: +44-7011-1828-81 Fax: +44-2087-1137-65

Information about the deposit code is as follows.

Name of depositor: Chief Dr.Edward Kenneth Bruno,
Nationality:  Monrovia Liberia
Deposit Account Number: 3014-3280-1012
Next of kin: Miss. Linda Akua Bruno.
Amount Deposited: 4.9 Million USD.

I don't have any brother, sister or relatives whom I can run for help.  The person I have now is Rev. Frank God luck who is the pastor of the (Christ Mission Chapel).

I met him yesterday night and review everything to him and he has assured me that he will assist to contact you.

This Morning, I have personal informed the bank about my plans to claim this money and the only thing they told me is to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my Behalf due to my immigrant status and the laws of this country.  You will have 10% of the total money for helping me in this regards and the remaining money will be managed by you in any business of your choice. I will also continue my education on your care.

I will like you to contact the bank immediately with this information, tell them that you are my foreign partner and that you want to know the Possibilities of assisting me to transfer my (Four Million Nine  Hundred Thousand Dollars) deposited by my late father of which I am the close relative to claim the fund.

Please my dear, I want you to contact the Reverend because I want him to be aware and know every thing we are doing towards this transfer because he has been like a father to me and he has assured me that he will assist me in praying and fasting until my aim is achieved, he also made a revelation chapter in the holy book of psalms, am reading and praying daily for God to Grant my aim. This is the email address of Reverend Frank Good luck; reverendfrankgoodluck@priest.com

Many thanks and best regards
Miss. Linda Bruno. 




Sent: Thursday, January 05, 2012 9:34 AM
To: heartheskey@accountant.com
Cc: linda_bruno007@hotmail.com
Subject: On behalf of Dr. Edward Kenneth Bruno


Dear Heart Alien Heskey,

I must first say that your name is very unusual - Heart Alien. Is that Dutch?

Secondly, because of the immigrant laws of your country - I am acting as the foreign representative for Ms. Linda Bruno. My skin is pale, like the moon on a clear winter's night. Because of this, you can trust me.

I am going to need you to give me the 4.9 million dollars that were deposited by Linda' father. She's going to get an education with it, and I'm going to buy a pony. His name will be Gus, and I'm going to teach him to catch a frisbee.

Here is the information you require:

Name of depositor: Chief Dr.Edward Kenneth Bruno,
Nationality:  Monrovia Liberia
Deposit Account Number: 3014-3280-1012
Next of kin: Miss. Linda Akua Bruno.
Amount Deposited: 4.9 Million USD.

Now that I have given you this information, you should be able to give me this full amount of money. Once I have it, Linda will come live with me, and together we will make beautiful and financially stable beige babies. Please hurry.

May you live far from the valleys and oceans,
Dr. Bellow Bellows
Veterinarian/Ponyologist



Thursday, February 7, 2013

Linda Bruno - Part 2



 From: linda_bruno007@hotmail.com
Subject: From Linda bruno
Date: Wed, 4 Jan 2012 17:59:10 +0000

Dear Bellow,
 
I am happy to receive your response and I hope you are doing well and things are going well for you? I would like to come over to your country. Because mine is very hot. Please I really need your help, the pain is unbearable, I live in a refugee camp here in Burkina Faso, as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.

Now, I have no family to go to all my relatives ran away during the war, the only person I have now is Rev. Fr. And he has been like a father to me since I came here but I do not live with him, I live with other girls in this camp since in this camp, there are three buildings, a building for the men, the other is for women and the third building is for young children. All are victims of war circumstances in different countries. Life here in the refugee camp is very difficult, but I ask you to leave here and help me.
 
My late father, Dr. Edward Bruno, was the personal adviser to the former head of state in my country before the rebels attacked our house one morning killing my mother and we have to move immediately to Abidjan. Because I have survived as a refugee here I have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because of my refugee status. I have the intention to continue my education in your country, because only attended my first year at university before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.
 
I have the statement of my late father's account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you later, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in one of the leading banks in Europe, he used my name as the family, because I am the only survivor of the family, the amount involved is ($ 4,900,000).
 
Please, this is a legitimate money and the bank is also aware that I am the next of kin to the account because I have sent the document I picked up a file of my father, and confirmed and advised me to find someone I help facilitate the transfer, and I'm still in the camp.
 
Therefore, I would like to help me make this transfer as soon as you reach the bottom of your account that you send me some money to get my travel documents and tickets to come your way. I kept this matter secret because I want people here to find it. The only person who knows very little about this subject is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.
 
Please, I hid this problem alone and not to reveal the political background of my family to anyone around you, because we want people to see me in the race when it comes to live at home. I'll be on his knees in the name of God, not to disclose this secret to anybody till I come to your country after the money had been successfully transferred to your bank account in my name.
 
I live in a country at peace, where there is war or trouble. I have peace of mind and think about the future I hope good. This money is my only hope of survival in the future and I promise to bring happiness and joy in your home.
 
Remember, I give all this information due to the trust deposed. Please, if you are ready to help me, let me know what you get with the bank for you to contact them.
 
Please do not take offense to the request for personal data;
 
your full name:
your country of origin
full home / office
your phone number
 
hope to hear from you soon.
 
Thanks and regards
Miss Linda Bruno 




My sweet Linda,

I am Vander. I am doing well. I am living in America, where there is air conditioning to keep us cool and comfortable. You are from a poor area, so you might not be familiar with air conditioning, so i will describe it to you. Its basically a magic cube shaped robot that breathes cool air inside of buildings. Its pretty neat.

I know you are in danger, but I am glad you at least have Reverand Fr to take care of you. Fr is an unusual last name - is that Dutch? In any case, soon you can come here to America and stay with me since you are an attractive young woman. I would appreciate if you sent me more images of yourself. I will think of them as I make love to myself. I will keep this situation secret.

In order to help us get this money, here is the information you requested:

Name: Dr. Bellow Bellows
Country: America, United States of
Address: 7120 Underpants Blvd., Flapjack KS. 80085
Phone number: 877-292-0010 (if the person who answers tells you I am not there - do not believe them, they are filled with lies like a hot pocket is filled with burning cheese)

Just as you are trusting me, I am now trusting you with my personal information... plus, I told you about making love to myself, which is embarrassing. We now have a secret bond that can never be broken, unless you are mean to me or something.

May you find your peace, and be peaceful like a piece of Reese's pieces.

Kindest regards,
Bellow