Linda Bruno - Part 1

From: linda.bruno0175@msn.com
To: .
Date: Thu, 8 Dec 2011 12:52:56 +0000
Subject: Dearest

Dearest One

My name is Miss. Linda Bruno, a 19 years old Girl undergraduate. I am only child of Late Chief Dr Edward Bruno, My father was a very wealthy Gold and Diamond Merchant in Monrovia the Gold Capital city of republic of Liberia, my father relocated to Abidjan Cote DIvoire because of the rebel war in Monrovia, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates in Abidjan Cote DIvoire while my mother died when I am little and my father took me so special because I am the only child.

Before the death of my father on 4th August 2007 in a hospital in Abidjan Cote DIvoire, he secretly called me and told me that he deposited sum a huge sum of $4.9 million Dollars ($4, 900, OOO USD) in a bank in United Kingdom.

He also made me to understand that it was because of this wealth he was poisoned while on a business trip with them and he instructed me before his death that I should not retrieve the fund myself without the assistance of a foreign partner who will help me retrieve these funds out from the bank in United Kingdom.

On<BR>the 30th of December 2007 after my father burial, my uncles fly to United State of America with his children.
With male boy and I do not have any right in my father property. My uncle seized all my father's companies and properties because of our traditional believe that I'm a small Girl, I don't know anything to do with money.


I was left with nothing and dropped out of school because of financial difficulties and my uncle's wicked attitude.
Although I have contacted the bank in United Kingdom they confirmed the lodgement to me but my purpose of contacting you is for you to help me, as late father advised me at his sick bed.

1) To transfer this amount to your location,

2) To make arrangement for me to come to your country to continue my education.

3) To utilize this money by investing it in good business.

I am now under hidings to safe my life from any accidental harm that might befall me from them, i am presently in a Camp by the help of a Reverend Father, Please tell me if you will be of assistance to me after your good considerations I am willing to reward you with 10% of the money for your good assistance.

As for the money I hope you can have them under your control until I settled down. I will be glad if you will get back to me soon to tell me of your interest so that I will give you the contact information of the bank for you to contact them on my behalf as I will be introducing you.

I am pleading to you with the name of Almighty God to help me out of this difficulty.

With tears on my eyes here as I am written you this mail. Kindly get back to me via this email address: linda.bruno007@voila.fr

I shall wait for your response
many thanks and best regards
Miss. Linda Bruno.

 

My dear sweet Linda,

You must know that my beard is now damp from the tears rolling down my face. You tragic story has made me very sad.

Hearing that your father was poisoned by his own brother brings back some painful memories for me. My brother once took one of the tubes from a roll of wrapping paper, and struck me with it as though it was a sword. The physical damage was minimal, but the emotional cuts were very deep.

This poisoning was clearly a savage act - pretty much what I would expect from a bunch of dirty Liberians. I've heard that the streets of Liberia are filled with people just running around and flinging poo at each other. I'm only surprised that your father put down his own poo long enough to make his fortune.

While I have an intense hatred for your people, I also want to be rich. Please let me know what information you need from me. I can also help you continue your education - as I have a lot of experience teaching 19 year old girls, if you know what I mean. Wink.

May you be protected by the spirit of the eagle,

Professor D.D. Bellows
Department of Anatomical Studies

RE: Business Invitation

> From: info@support.com
> Subject: Business Invitation
> Date: Thu, 27 Oct 2011 06:22:44 -0400
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> Mr.; Patrick Mutemba
> Tel: + 44 703 174 4929
> E-mail: yuen.mor@att.net
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> Business Invitation
> Greetings,
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> I know you will be surprise to read from me, but please consider this letter as a request for a business and investment inquiry. I am Mr. Patrick Mutemba, from the Democratic Republic of Congo. I found your contact through my search but honestly I don't know you, I need a reliable company or individual who can assist me in the problem my family and I have.
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> I am soliciting for your assistance to transfer the sum of (?7.8M) (Seven Million Eight Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling only) to your country for our mutual benefits. My father made this money from Diamond deals; during his time as one of the Directors in Kampangala diamond mine in Congo. However, he lodged the fund in a Private Security company in United Kingdom as the deals he did where concluded in the United Kingdom. My father died few months ago after a brief illness but before his death, he told me about the money and also gave me all the documents that will enable me retrieve the money from the Security Company.
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> My late father cautioned me not to invest the fund in Africa and urged me to find investors in Europe or America, I have since contacted the Security Company with the documents and they confirmed everything in my favor and they are ready to release the consignment to me upon my request. Recently I viewed your country's investment opportunities and it is indeed a wonderful place to invest that is why I decided to write and solicit for your assistance to help us in investing the fund in your country.
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> As the first Son of the family, I am saddled with the responsibility of moving this money as directed by my late father. The idea of involving you in this business is for you to assist us in receiving this fund there for investment purposes. Please feel free to contact me through the above contact details if you are interested, I will inform you the whole Procedure mapped out for the successful conclusion of this transaction, if you will liaise with me to achieve this desirable objective; my family and I have agreed to give you 30% of total amount for your assistance and the remaining 70% will be for my family investments in your country at the conclusion of the transaction. Please treat this matter with utmost urgency and the confidentiality it deserves.
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> contact me immediately with this email, yuen.mor@att.net
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> Waiting for your immediate response
> Yours truly,
> Mr. Patrick Mutemba.
> (For and on behalf of the Mutemba’s family)

 

Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 11:17 AM
To: yuen.mor@att.net
Subject: RE: Business Invitation

MUTEMBA!

When I read your email, I was definitely a surprise. I am sorry it has taken so long for me to reply - I have be away from home. I was traveling the country in an ice cream truck, handing out puppies to sad children.

I am very interested in investing your money. I know of a company that makes edible mittens - it would certainly be a delicious idea to invest money with them. And when I say delicious, I mean lucrative. We will certainly make much money with this and other investments

I will be very happy when out business transactions have been completed, because right now I am very poor. My clothing is dirty an tattered. When I move through the streets, the holes in my shirt allows strangers to see my nipples. I quickly turn from them, but it is too late. They know my nipples.

Soon I will have new clothing, and I shall dance.

Please reply back to me with the swiftness of the antelope,

Derrick Bellows

RE: Proposal

From: MesserC@walton.k12.fl.us
To: MesserC@walton.k12.fl.us
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2011 11:41:00 -0500
Subject: RE: proposal

NAME: jon burns CONTACT EMAIL: joburnss@e-mail.ua

Dear Friend,
I write to you as a matter of uttermost urgency in respect of a business transaction which I trust will be of interest to you.It pertains certain accounts which in the wake of the september 11 attacks were "MARKED" by the Counter-terrorism unit of the FBI, these accounts are belonging to key arab businessmen and influential players in the mid-east,these accounts have been a subject of investigation and has since been  cleared by the FBI and I have been entrusted with the duty of returning these account to the rightful owners but unfortunately a lot of these people are no where to be found.
 If interested, my proposal is for you to be the sole beneficiary of these funds which is running into $16,000,000 USD.This partnership is to be on 50%-50% basis. Get back to me immediately with your details on this email (joburnss@e-mail.ua) if you are interested.

 Yours faithfully, Your Partner

Sent: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 1:29 PM
To: joburnss@e-mail.ua
Subject: RE: proposal

Dear friend. I am your friend.

I am intrigued by your proposal, and I am interested. I know you are unable to say it in your email - but you need me to "eliminate" the owners of the MARKED accounts. I accept this mission, however I will need several things from you prior to beginning this task.

First of all, a hearty meal of meat and waffles. I can't be assassination-ing on an empty stomach. That would be stupid. Also, the depth and complexity of the waffles often reminds me of the complexity of human life. It brings me a sense of focus, like a fat human child staring through the window of a candy store.

Next I will need sneakers.... for sneaking.

Finally, I would like a billowy robe - or perhaps a kimono. When I'm done murdering terrorists, I like to relax. I have attached an illustration to help you provide a garment that meets my needs. Having something that is loose and flowing helps me achieve this state of relaxation, and also helps cool my loins - which allows me to plant my seed in many, many women.

Please provide me with additional information as soon as possible, so I can begin. Then I'll get rich and buy many horses, and sofas and boxes of cereal and stuff.

May you be blessed with the courage of the mountain, and the courage of the river, and the courage of the jellyfish. Also, the courage of a magical volcano filled with hot courage.

Yours faithfully, Doug Doug Doug.