Thursday, April 4, 2013

RE: It is me again!



> Date: Sun, 29 Jul 2012 20:16:48 +0200
> From: bella@aol.com
> To:
> Subject: It is me again!
>
> Good morning Dear,
>
> I am Bella Andrea, a 16 years old daughter to late Mr.Andrea Schranner a
> German who worked at Mount Resource Ltd. A geologist by profession who
> died since the "year 2000" along with my younger ones Katharina,Maximilian
> and my mother Mrs.Maria Andrea.
>
> I came across your contact when i was reading through The Caravan
> Mingles Magazine which is all about Politics,Culture & Fashions..
>
> I have contacted you about a very profitable business in involving the
> the sum of 970,000.00 Euros.I will give you more details as soon as you
> respond back to me.what-ever your decision, I will await your prompt
> response.
>
> Best Regards,
> Bella Andrea




 My dearest Bella,

I see you read the article about me in The Caravan Mingles Magazine. I am very important in culture and fashion, because I make the finest pancakes in all of America - and then I make them into fashionable ladies hats.

I am most distraught to hear the news of your father who died since the "year 2000." I'm "very sorry" that he passed away, and feel "terrible" for your family. Especially your mother, who must be very lonely. Has she taken on a gentleman lover since your father has passed? How attractive would you say she is? If needed, I can provide a "shoulder" for her to "lean" on...

Now, on to our profitable business together. I would be most interested in the 970,000 Euros. Please provide me with details as soon as possible, along with a recent photo of your mother.

I wish you smooth travels and two scoops of raisins as you proceed,

Sincerely,
Dietrich Bellows


 

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

RE: Adoption... - Part 2



Subject: Regulation of Private/Independent Adoption
From: howard155d@aim.com
Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:45:02 -0400
Regulation of Private/Independent Adoption

Prospective adoptive parents may be concerned about the costs of adopting a child and their ability to meet those costs. Becoming a parent is rarely free of expenses—pregnancy and childbirth can be expensive and even more so without adequate insurance—and adoptive parents may be faced with initial costs that seem challenging.

A private, independent, or direct-placement adoption is an adoption arranged between a birth family and an adoptive family without using a public agency. A placement arranged in this way between families in the United States is referred to as a private/independent domestic adoption. Attorney may assist in completing a private domestic adoption. Unlike adoption of a child from foster care through a public agency, which involves fairly minimal fees, in a private/independent adoption the adoptive family is expected to pay many of the expenses.

Approximately 47 States, the District of Columbia, American Samoa, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, and Puerto Rico have laws that provide some regulation of the fees and expenses that adoptive parents are expected to pay when arranging a private placement or independent domestic adoption. Some of the fees and expenses addressed in the statutes include expenses of the birth mother during pregnancy and childbirth; placement costs, such as agency fees; and legal and attorney expenses for adoptive and birth parents.

In private placement or independent adoptions, the adoptive parents may pay some of the birth mother's expenses, particularly in the case of a pregnant woman planning to place her infant for adoption. Approximately 45 States, American Samoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands specify in their statutes the type of birth parent expenses a prospective adoptive family is allowed to pay. The actual dollar amount is usually limited to "reasonable and customary."

The types of expenses most commonly allowed by statute include:
  1. Maternity-related medical and hospital costs
  2. Temporary living expenses of the mother during pregnancy
  3. Counseling fees
  4. Attorney and legal fees and guardian ad litem fees
  5. Travel costs, meals, and lodging when necessary for court appearances or accessing services
  6. Foster care for the child, If necessary
Approximately seven States explicitly prohibit adoptive parents from paying certain types of expenses. Costs such as educational expenses, vehicles, vacations, permanent housing, or any other payment for the monetary gain of the birth parent often are excluded. In 16 States, the statutes do not exclude specific types of expenses, but do indicate that any expense not expressly permitted by law or considered by the court to be unreasonable cannot be paid by the adoptive parents.

Approximately 18 States specify time limits for the payment of the birth mother's living expenses or psychological counseling.The time limits set for these payments range from 30 days up to 2 months after the child's birth or placement. For example, Iowa allows postplacement counseling for 60 days but limits payment of living expenses to 30 days. New York limits payment of living expenses to 60 days prior to the child's birth and 30 days thereafter. Oklahoma allows payments for postplacement counseling for up to 6 months but limits other expenses to 2 months beyond placement of the child. In seven States, the payment of expenses may not exceed a set dollar amount unless the court grants an exception.

The fees charged by agencies as well as the extent to which they are regulated by State authorities vary from State to State. In 34 States, the Northern Mariana Islands, and Puerto Rico, the statutes simply authorize agencies to collect fees that are reasonable or cover the actual cost of the adoption services provided.12 Approximately 11 States and the District of Columbia specify a dollar amount for agency fees or specific services that agencies provide.13 Approximately 18 States provide for a reduction or waiver of fees for adoptive families that meet specified income criteria.14 Nevada waives fees when the family is adopting a child with special needs.

The services agencies typically provide include preplacement services such as preparation of home studies of adoptive families, compiling social and medical histories of birth families, birth family counseling, and postplacement services. Sometimes agencies also will receive payment for birth parent expenses and make appropriate disbursements. You are required you make a first payment for court document preparation which should be minimum of $3,000 Kindly fill in the attach form. And immediately the form is filled i will provide you with Account information where you will be remitting the Fee.

About Sarah's condition, The Doctor confirm with me that a number of diseases and conditions has cause the lungs to become so unhealthy that one or both lungs need to be replaced with a transplant. These diseases and conditions include:
• Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) and/or emphysema: due to tobacco smoking, alpha-antitrypsin deficiency
(an inherited condition), or other causes
• Pulmonary fibrosis (scarring of the lung)
• Sarcoidosis
• Cystic fibrosis
• Bronchiectasis (chronic airway infection and damage)
• Primary pulmonary hypertension
• Lymphangioleiomyomatosis (LAM)
• Langerhans cell histiocytosis of the lung (also known as eosinophilic granuloma or histiocytosis X)
• Congenital heart disease with Eisenmenger syndrome
Other rare conditions may also be considered for transplantation.

He said, "Lung transplantation has the potential both to lengthen her life expectancy and substantially improve quality of her life" He added, It is impossible to predict how long she may survive after transplantation. The most critical period for survival is the first year after transplantation; this is the period when surgical complications, rejection, and infection are the greatest threat to survival. Patients who survive the first year are more likely to survive 3 years or longer after transplantation. There are patients alive today who had lung transplantation 10 or even 15 years ago.

Kindly give me a call if there is anything you don't understand. 845-514-9648.

Best Regards
Howard Duncan



Hi HowieBear,

Thanks for sending pictures of my new baby. I plan on naming her Babyface, like the 90's R&B singer... She looks very much like every other baby I've seen - but once I get a little make-up on her, I think she'll be much more attractive... do you know if they make wigs for babies?

Don't worry about me paying for the baby - I plan on selling one of my lungs, and then I will have more than enough. It was either that, or sell my collection of celebrity pubic hair... I feel that I made the right choice. I just added Emelio Estevez to my collection... don't ask how. Wink.

I've filled out the necessary legal documents. Please review, and send me the account information as soon as possible. I will probably even pay a little extra because I like you.

May my baby grow large like the water buffalo,
Dave.
 




Monday, April 1, 2013

RE: Adoption... - Part 1



From: edu@edu.net
To: edu@edu.net
Subject: Adoption...
Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2012 00:04:48 +0800
My name is Howard Duncan and I know a single birth mother, her pregnancy was unplanned and now she have a baby girl, she is just 3 days old. She feel her baby would be best with a loving, kind, and accepting adoptive family, couple or single parent of any race. During her pregnancy she had used no drugs, cigarette or alcohol. She is still in the hospital because she has a lung disease. If any one is interested please kindly contact me by email howard155d@aim.com her name is Sarah and I am her Attorney.
 



Hello Howard,

My name is Dave, and I am interested in your human baby.

I will be an excellent parent. My skin is pale and smooth, like a bar of Dove soap. I have fine furniture made of metal and wood and animal skins. My food is seasoned with spices brought by ship from the orient. It is the ideal place for a child.

I am, however, saddened to hear that the human baby's mother has a lung disease. It makes my heart have a disease... the disease of sadness.

Please tell me where I can pick up my baby. I will move a swiftly as the great sparrow,

Hugs and kisses,
David J. Bellows